"The Chili Theory"

So I’m watching this new reality show “What Chili Wants” on VH1 (don’t ask me why) and as I watch episode after episode it becomes clear why she’s single.  There’s nothing wrong with having dating standards but this “checklist” has become somewhat infamous.  Yes a checklist, as if she’s  BUILDING a man as opposed to looking for a good one.  So here’s a rundown of the aforementioned checklist that I call “The Chili Theory”:

1. Fine/Gorgeous
2. Sensitive
3. Great Sense of Humor
4. Believe in God
5. 6 pack but she is ok with a 4 pack
6. Tall
7. Successful
8. Can have up to 2 baby mommas
9. Huge Penis
10. Don’t Drink
11. Don’t Smoke
12. Don’t Eat Pork

All this being requested by a 39 year old woman that’s never been married with a son. I mean there is NOTHING wrong with having standards. But out of these 12 things I’d say maybe 6 can be deal breakers. But the other six are just her being shallow and she may still think this is 1995 where is very much a young superstar lol. The Six deal breaker things from her list that I’d say a woman should look for at any age are:

1. Believe in God
2. Great Sense of Humor
3. Successful(or just as successful as you are)
4. Sensitive(but not a pansy)

Ummmm Ok four things. The rest of the things on her list are a bonus. I mean look lady you are 39 years old, those eggs are drying up. Floyd Mayweather stood you up. And did I mention you are like 40. I hear so many women say “I won’t settle” but what are you settling on? Lets be honest ladies(especially black women) you live in a society where you almost double the amount of successful, straight, single, healthy, God-fearing, cool, fun men??? And by the time you are 40 they are usually all gone. Which leads to older women dating younger men (See Halle Berry, Demi Moore) And to be honest the men she went out with, were NOT really interested in her, aside from just wanting to say they went out with Chili from TLC.  She basically needs to get over whatever relationship demons she’s had and be realistic with her expectations.  Because clearly from watching the show it should not be titled “What Chili Wants”, but “What Chili NEEDS”.